10 Redes hoe jy weet jy's in Brits

10 Almal praat Afrikaans, selfs die wat nie kan nie praat die taal.
9 Vergeet van Justin Timberlake die klubs speel Kurt Darren en Ace of Bace
8 Waar anders sal die locals uithang as by "Legends"
7 Buite die hoostraat staan daar gekamoefleerde wildrit bakkies
6 'n Sweetpak baadjie en plakkies is goed genoeg om in uittegaan
5 KFC maak al 7 uur toe op 'n Saterdag aand.
4 Baie cellulite bitch fights binne en buite die klubs.
3 Al die meisies het dieselfde haarkapper en spog met gespykte blonde hare bo en rooi strepe onder.
2 Die dorp se slet (hoof cellulite bitch) dra spierwit sykouse met 'n belt... sy het haar rompie vergeet.
1 Toeriste van Johannesburg word vinnig soos legends hanteer in hul eie reg (die dorpie sal nooit weer dieselfde wees nie).

Bok van Blerk (ag ek bedoel van Brits)

'Happy Feet' - suitable for all Bitches

ARE YOU A BITCH WHO SUFFERS FROM FUGLY FEET BECAUSE YOU RUN AROUND IN HIGH-HEELS ALL DAY?

Then Happy Feet is the product for you!

Made from real sea sand Happy Feet will turn your cellulite bitch feet into perfect beach friendly feet as soon as you can say: "I'll have double vodka on the rocks".

Instructions: Put the Happy Feet Product in your hands. Mix it with a bit of Sea water.
Rub the Happy Feet product on your feet. Cleanse your feat again with sea water.

Price: R250 a bottle.

All Cellulite Bitches come from Ballito

I just got back from an awesome holiday with my friends. We were 5 girls who decided to leave the urban Jungle of Jozi for the more humid shores of northern Kwa-Zulu Natal.

On arriving in Ballito we were a bit disappointed to discover that there was really no beach left after the freak spring tide caused destruction a few days ago. That didn't stop us having fun.

We went out to the local club called 'Boston Action Bar' where all the locals hang out. Entrance was only R20 and drinks were only R1 since it was pigs’ night. I kid you not - R1 for Siders, Beers, Vodka and Whiskey. So as you can imagine the people got trashed.

We were sitting outside on the Balcony when two of the local girls started shouting at each other. Soon they had the attention of the whole club and even the bouncer had to step in to hold them apart. The skinny girl had on a leopard print mini dress and the other slightly chubbier girl had on a long skirt. The insults started flying around and reached climax when leopard skinned girl called chubby girl a ' CELLULITE BITCH'!

We were on the floor laughing so much. The rest of the holiday we called everyone and everything a Cellulite Bitch and before you know it this blog were born.

So to all you Cellulite bitches happy reading.